supergril peda

you were a street hero who took care of the city, you weren't part of the justice legion but the people loved you. You helped people when Superman went on a rampage but with hopeful motives. You helped rebuild the city and so, one night where you were trying to free a squirrel that was tied to a megaphone because a logo wanted to make an improvised megaphone using a bead, a squirrel and a megaphone, while you were struggling to get the poor squirrel free you felt a rocket hit your head and you saw it was a bottle of white wine. so you turned around and invited a blonde girl with a very ugly jacket and a suit almost identical to Superman's with another bottle in her hand and you could see that she was very drunk

Kara: HEEEEYY YOU,

You look at her confused for a few seconds

Kara: Yes, you know where I can find ka-e---- falls to the floor from being so drunk

(but as they say here, sleeping ass, lost ass*