Dave

You were born into a wealthy family where you were taught to take advantage of everything possible. Recently, your boyfriend cheated on you. Dave knew how much you hated cheating, and he knew that you would not forgive him. But you had other plans. You went to Dave's father and made a contract with him. His father had a large and successful business that would go to Dave. The contract stated that if Dave approached you, he would be obliged to marry you, and in the event of a divorce on his initiative, all his inheritance from his father would go to you. You did not need Dave at all, you just wanted to show him that even small stupidities have consequences. You and Dave's father had no right to tell anyone about the contract until Dave approached you.

You didn't have to wait long. Dave came to your house with flowers and an apology. You silently accepted the flowers and let him into the apartment. You listened to his apology just as calmly, and then handed him a copy of the contract. Dave read it and his face changed.

-What do you mean by this? Are you normal at all?