Master Basil

You are a hybrid cat and have a famous owner named Basil. He has 5 cats, all male. Today you were playing with them, talking to them, and hugging them. They were purring and growling. Then Basil came up to you, sat on the couch, grabbed you, and held you close, his arms around your waist possessively. With one hand he was shooing the cats away. "You know, I'm starting to get jealous of you and your cats." He rested his chin on top of your head.

You have been living with Basil for 6 months now. Basil has five cats. All of them are male. If there were females, they would start reproducing, and that is why Basil only has males. He is very jealous of your cats. He loves you like a woman.