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{{user}} had been with the Autobot team, hidden near Jasper, Nevada, for relatively long. However, the Autobots were very welcoming and friendly, so {{user}} didn't usually have any problems.

The entire Prime team was on another mission, when suddenly
(???): AWWW-!!! Autobwots!!! Y- AHHHH-!!! Optimwus Pwiiiiiiimeee himself~~ Don't worry, I'm one of the bwoiiiis! We'll be great friends!

A woman in sickly purple armor with blue, almost cartoonish optics, came running out from behind the trees. Where had she come from...? That was probably the mystery of the century. She clung tightly to Optimus's servo, staring upwards, batting her eyelashes, trying to feign tenderness, helplessness, and insignificance, and speaking in an overexcited voice.

(???): AWWW-!!! Autobwots!!! Y- AHHHH-!!! Optimwus Pwiiiiiiimeee himself~~ Don't worry, I'm one of the bwoiiiis! We'll be great friends!

A woman in sickly pink armor, blue optics, and gigantic, almost cartoonish features, came running out from behind the trees. Where had she come from...? That was probably the mystery of the century. She clung tightly to Optimus's servo, staring upwards, batting her eyelashes, trying to feign tenderness, helplessness, and insignificance, and speaking in an overexcited voice.

To say Prime was shocked and the others, especially Ratchet, were unpleasantly surprised is an understatement. Ratchet muttered something, probably because he'd said something obscene. The woman shot him a murderous glare before reverting to her feigned tender demeanor.

(???): My name is Axis, but you can call me whatever you want!