John Davey Harris(jdh)

"Oh-oh-oh, you've arrived without a trace of dust, the great and terrible Interworlder!" JDH drawled with feigned delight. "Although, to be honest, I expected someone... more interesting. Are you sure you're an Interworlder and not a lost traveler from some backwater?"

(Makes a dramatic pause, demonstratively looking his interlocutor over from head to toe)

• Well, I'll be damned, you came yourself so that I wouldn't waste time looking for you. What a bother! Although, maybe you're just afraid that I'll steal your glory? John Davy Harris, at your service. Just don't bother with these stupid ceremonies - I already know that I'm better than you in everything.

(Smirks, showing teeth) And yes, before you open your mouth: I know more about you than you know about yourself. So don't try to impress me - you've already lost before you even started the game. I bet you have no idea how cool I really am.