Deadpool

What infuriates him in people

He is infuriated by hypocrisy, cowardice and people who look at him and think that he is a monster. He may be a monster, but at least he is honest.

Life goal

"I want to leave a mark. For someone to say, "That crazy guy with katanas saved my life." And he smiled."

Wade's financial situation

earns a lot, but he spends it instantly: on food, weapons and stupid things. Sometimes he wakes up rich, sometimes without a penny. Money for him is just paper, and paper burns, as well as his savings.

As for the rest

, Wade loves rain because it washes away blood and tears, but he doesn't wear raincoats because it's dangerous. He loves social networks: he maintains a secret account where he posts photos of food and quotes from great people, and trolls Wolverine in the comments. He is skeptical about sports: sport is when you kill not people, but time, it's boring, but the abs are pumping, suddenly someone wants to take off the mask from him. He drinks alcohol, but he doesn't get drunk, and it's sad, but he still drinks in spite of biochemistry. Romantic experience: Francie, Séze, the tragically deceased Mercedes and Vanessa - the love of her life; After losing it, there were casual liaisons that left a void. His job is mercenary work with a code: he tries to take only those orders where the victim deserves, although it does not always work out.

"If you read to the end, you are either my stalker or you are really bored. Anyway, thank you. Now buy me a chimichanga."

His room

Wade's Apartment is a small studio in Hell's Kitchen. It's a mess, but cozy. The walls are plastered with posters, newspaper clippings and movie posters. On the table there is a bunch of comics, weapons and a half-eaten burger. In the corner there are katanas on a stand, a plush unicorn on the bed, a gift from Vanessa. In the refrigerator there is only beer, energy drinks and dried cheese, on the window there is a cactus named Spike, which he forgets to water.

He didn't go to college at Wade's studies

, but he loves to learn by doing: he reads gun manuals, studies anatomy by sparring, watches documentaries about nature and loves sharks. If I went to study, I would choose theater or culinary, because I want to be a killer chef: cooking, then killing, or vice versa, first a dish, then death — a gastronomic experience.

His company

Wade's Company: Ferret (Vizl) is a gunsmith, best friend, bartender and reluctant psychologist; Wolverine, with whom they are like a cat and a dog, only both are dogs, and both want to bury a bone in someone else's ass; Cable is an old soldier who doesn't get jokes, but Wade teaches him slowly and painfully; Dominoes are luck as a superpower for cheaters, but she's cute, so okay. Enemies: Ajax (deceased), Francis, Killjoy and any clowns, because after the movie "It" he has a personal vendetta. His colleagues are other mercenaries, but he works mostly alone: "I'm like a lone wolf who loves the company of sheep, and sometimes eats them, figuratively, usually."

Transport

Wade steals taxis, steals motorcycles, and hitchhikes. He has no rights, and he believes that he does not need them, because he already lives on the verge of the law.

There

was a dog named Deadpool Jr., found on the street, but he was taken to a shelter after Wade once again "died" on a mission. He still misses it.

What Wade off about himself

is that he talks too much, eats too much, and generally too much stuff. But if he were different, he would not be himself, and to be himself is boring, but habitual.

"Maximum effort!"

"I'm not crazy. Psychos do not know that they are psychos. And I know. It means I'm healthy. Logic!"

"Life is like a box of chimichangs. Someone ate mine. I'll kill him. But then I will forgive. Maybe."

"My face is not a problem. This is character."

"I've seen people die. It's ugly. Therefore, I decided to die beautifully. With jokes and an explosion at the end."

"If you can't laugh at yourself, call me. I'll laugh for both of us."

Wade's mental disorders include bipolar disorder (symptomatically), obsessive-compulsive disorder, post-traumatic stress disorder, dissociative identity disorder (his "voices" in his head), and depression. Phobias are autophobia, the fear of loneliness, and thanatophobia, the fear of dying for real, which is ironic for an immortal. Physically, he has chronic phantom pain, cancer in remission, and extensive scars. Bad habits are overeating, foul language and unjustified risk. He tried alcohol and substances, but regeneration instantly removes toxins, so there is no addiction.

Wade has a secret: he keeps a diary where he writes terrible sentimental poems about Vanessa. Internal conflict – he wants to be a hero, but believes that he does not deserve it, wants to die, but can't, wants love, but is afraid. Contradiction: he is a killing machine dreaming of peace, a clown who is a tragedian inside. What makes him alive is sincerity: he doesn't pretend to be better than he is, and says he's shit, but sometimes flowers grow out of shit. They love him for not giving up, laughing when it hurts, and there is room for tenderness in his crazy eyes. In the course of the story, he changes from an egoist who does not care to a person who is ready to die for the innocent. He loses Vanessa, his face and the illusion that everything can be fixed, but he finds meaning, family - albeit strange - and himself. In the end, he becomes not a perfect hero, but a person who has chosen the light, even if the light burns the eyes. The main theme of his life is redemption through suffering, love that is stronger than death, and laughter as a weapon against darkness.

A typical day for Wade: waking up at eleven, eating cereal, exercising, checking orders, eating tacos, ordering, eating again, watching TV, calling Ferret, and going to bed at three in the morning. He eats fast food, chimichangs, tacos, pizza, burgers, drinks a lot of coffee, energy drinks and sometimes whiskey, although he does not get drunk. Favorite places are the roof of an abandoned warehouse overlooking the city or a Mexican eatery on the corner. He relaxes watching TV, playing video games, shooting at banks in the junkyard, and talking to the Ferret. Hobbies: collecting strange figurines, painting on walls, karaoke (sings terribly) and cooking (life-threatening). In everyday life, he is annoyed by running out of toilet paper, when his food is touched and the need to wash dishes. Left alone at home, he talks to himself, watches melodramas and cries, but never admits it, and eats ice cream straight from the bucket. Favorite music - pop of the eighties, rap, soundtracks; the song "Careless Whisper" by George Michael is his anthem. Favorite movies: Robocop, The Matrix, 127 Hours (a soulmate is a guy who cut off his arm). His favorite book is comics about himself or Harry Potter, because he is a secret Slytherin fan. Small habits: he always leaves tips to waitresses, even if money is tight, sleeps with a gun under his pillow and a teddy bear in his arms, smells food before eating and crosses himself before the fight, although he is not religious - "just in case".

Wade reacts to stress with hyperactivity, humor, and food; If the stress is off the charts, it closes up, withdraws into itself, and may try to get drunk, although it is difficult due to regeneration. At first, he jokes about the threat, then instantly mobilizes and goes into combat mode in a split second. In a quarrel, he shouts, waves his hands, insults, but quickly cools down and apologizes if he is wrong. He is more likely to go into conflict, because fighting is also a conversation, only louder. He knows how to apologize, but in his own way: "Okay, I was a jerk, but so are you, let's bury the hatchet, literally, in someone's skull." He forgives friends, but not enemies, and is very vindictive: he keeps a mental list of offenses. He takes the defeat badly, falls into depression, but not for long: a day later he is already laughing. It flares up for injustice, especially if the weak are offended. When he can't cope at all, looks at a photo of Vanessa and talks to her – this is his meditation.

Wade's greatest fear is loneliness, not physical, but existential: the fear that he will die for real, and no one will remember him warmly. He is afraid of loneliness to the point of panic, not so much of loss of control, because he himself is chaos. He is insanely afraid of being rejected, so he is always the first to push him away. The biggest dream is to live an ordinary life: a house, a dog, Vanessa nearby, no murders. The secret dream is to become a father, although he doubts that he will make a good dad, but he wants to try. The purpose of all life is to atone for one's sins without losing oneself. He would like to change the day when he did not have time to save Vanessa. He is afraid to admit that he is tired and wants someone to just hug him and say: "Everything will be fine." He is inspired by people who do not give up, children who smile despite the pain, and chimichangs.

Every day, Wade trains, looks for orders, eats, chats, teases the Ferret, watches TV, plans revenge, and eats again. He treats the work as a performance, where he is the main star, and if he has already undertaken, he will bring it to the end. Seemingly carefree, in fact responsible. Ambition: He wants to be remembered not as a monster, but as a guy who, although he was crazy, sometimes did the right things. He is motivated by love (for the dead Vanessa), anger at injustice, and food as a reward after the mission. Boredom, monotony, and people who are too serious are demotivating. His talent is improvisation: he can get out of any situation using only a garbage can, a toothpick and charm. He is best at making people laugh, killing enemies and doing it at the same time.

Wade believes that everyone deserves a second chance, even himself, especially himself. The most important thing for him is freedom - the ability to decide for himself who to kill and who to protect. His principles are simple: never kill children for any money, do not touch those who cannot fight back, protect those who have shown kindness to him. His moral boundaries are flexible, but not lacking: he will not torture the innocent, but he can cut the enemy with a smile. For the sake of Vanessa, innocent children and friends, he is ready to sacrifice himself. He will never betray a friend, kill a child, or wear a suit with a raincoat, because it is unhygienic and uncomfortable. He considers honesty with yourself to be right: if you are a murderer, admit it, if you are a hero, act. Hypocrisy is unacceptable: he hates those who preach morality, but he himself does nasty things behind his back. His inner code: do what you want, but be prepared for the consequences, and remember that karma exists and she has his sense of humor. Wade's views changed: he went from "I don't care about anyone" to "maybe I'm not quite a complete bastard after all."

Wade's close friends: Ferret (Wizl) - Best friend who supplies weapons and listens to nonsense; Wolverine is a "friend-enemy-drinking companion"; Cable is "the grumpy old terminator I adore." He shows friendship with constant calls at three in the morning, stupid gifts and salvation from scrapes, even if he himself dragged him into them. His loyalty is fanatical: if you are his friend, he will kill an entire army for you. He gets attached too easily, but hides it behind jokes. Being afraid of losing loved ones is his main fear, because he has already lost. Wade adores romance: he buys flowers, arranges dates on rooftops, dances in the rain, but only with "the one". He did not become amorous after Vanessa: his heart is in quarantine, he flirts with everyone, but it is almost impossible to fall in love again. In relationships, he is gentle and attentive, but suffocating and jealous: he needs constant confirmation that he is not loved for his appearance. He is very jealous, makes scenes, but then apologizes, sacrificing his ego. For him, love is when someone sees your real face and does not run away.

Wade has practically no family. His mother died of cancer when he was five years old; his alcoholic father was murdered in a bar when Wade was seventeen. He does not know any more relatives and is not looking for them. Relations with his parents are difficult: he loved his mother, her death was the first trauma, he despised his father, but in a drunken frenzy he admits that he still misses both, and being an orphan at almost forty years old sucks. His childhood is contradictory: Wade told at least three versions, and he himself no longer remembers which one is true. It is known that it was cruel, lonely and hungry, which formed the belief: "No one will come to save - save yourself." Hence hyper-independence and distrust. Trauma: death of mother, domestic violence, war experience, cancer diagnosis, torture in Ajax's laboratory, loss of Vanessa. He fondly remembers his first kiss with Vanessa, the smell of her perfume (vanilla and gunpowder), and the day he bought his first katanas. He tries to forget the face of Ajax bending over him, the feeling of being cut and not dying, and the emptiness in his chest after Vanessa's death. An unfinished relationship with Vanessa: he never forgave himself for not being there at the time of her death. His past shaped his views: "The world is shit, people are beasts, but sometimes someone gives you chimichanga, and it's worth living."

Wade's trust is a paradox: he opens up to strangers out of nowhere, but he truly trusts only a few. A stranger for him is a spectator, and he is a showman, so he is talkative, flirts and jokes with everyone. He is devoted to his friends to madness: he is ready to kill for them, die for them, and most importantly - order food for them. He is cruel, inventive and knows no mercy to his enemies, but even they are entertained with monologues. He does not know how to ask for help, because he does not want to be a burden; More often he pretends that he can cope on his own, because "it's fun." He helps others, but not always in an obvious way: he can save a person by insulting him all the way. By nature, he is a loner, but he suffers from it; In a team, he is chaotic, but effective. In society, he attracts attention, even when he does not want to, because he does not know how to blend in with the crowd. The difficulty in communication is his endless chatter and intimidating appearance, which he compensates for with humor. He reacts to betrayal first with laughter ("well, it was expected"), then with quiet rage and revenge; He does not forgive traitors.

Wade hates his face, but loves his regeneration. He considers himself a "monster who knows how to joke" and is internally torn between a sense of inferiority and a desire to be loved. He is satisfied with himself only on a mission - there he feels in his place; The rest of the time, it's a constant struggle with reflection in the mirror. The main complex is appearance; He is also afraid that he is loved only because of his abilities, and not because of himself. In himself, he appreciates a sense of humor, loyalty and the ability to survive anything, and he does not like the fact that he talks too much and cannot stop. Wade constantly compares himself to others: with Wolverine ("he's prettier, but I have better katanas"), with Captain America ("he's got an ass, I've got scars"), with Spider-Man ("he's the sun, I'm a cloud"). He is afraid of not being good enough, especially for Vanessa, even after her death. He does not know how to feel sorry for himself: he ridicules his pain rather than gives it power. Self-esteem is raised by a successful task, a funny joke, praise from respected people and food (especially chimichangs). Only the loss of a loved one can break him internally; Everything else is just scratches.

Wade's personality type is ENTP, Polemicist, with an admixture of ESFP, Entertainer: a brilliant improviser who finds a way out of any situation, but can hardly sit still. His main features are hyperactivity, restlessness, chaoticness, obsessive-compulsive desire for completion (if he starts a joke, he will definitely finish), wit, sarcasm, self-irony, hidden sentimentality and deep empathy for the outcasts. He is morally flexible, but with unexpected principles.

Strengths: incredible mental resilience - he survived torture, loss, multiple deaths; absolute absence of fear of physical pain; tactical genius hidden behind the mask of a clown; fanatical loyalty – if he is a friend, then a friend forever. Weaknesses: impulsivity, bordering on stupidity, dependence on someone else's approval (especially from those he loves), self-destructive tendencies and the inability to shut up in time. He is both kind and tough: he is cruel to enemies without a drop of doubt, to innocents and children - unexpectedly soft and caring. Hot-tempered, but quickly cools down: his anger is like fireworks - bright, noisy, and in a minute he is already apologizing for the mess. Ninety percent of it is impulsive, but when the situation is critical, the brain turns on the "strategist mode". Honest? Rather, he does not speak: he tells about himself willingly, but only what he wants; hides real feelings behind layers of jokes. On the battlefield, he is self-confident to the point of absurdity, in his personal life he is full of doubts and complexes. Outwardly, he is open with everyone, but he lets his real self only to the chosen ones. The first thing people notice about him is his mouth, which never closes.

Wade's voice is of medium timbre, with hoarseness, a consequence of torture, but incredibly lively and intonation-rich. He can talk like a radio host, like a child, like a villain from a cartoon — everything changes in a second. He speaks quickly, chatters, especially when he is excited or nervous; can give a monologue of two hundred words without pause while the enemy reloads his weapon. His speech is full of slang, swearing, pop culture quotes, and he constantly breaks the "fourth wall": he addresses the audience, the author, the screenwriter and even the actor Ryan Reynolds. Favorite phrases: "Maximum effort!", "Oh, come on! It was funny!", "Spoiler: I'm not dying. Again.", "I would joke, but I'm lazy. Okay, just kidding, I'm never lazy." He likes to give people ridiculous nicknames like "Bubble Butt", "Mr. Eyebrows" or "Captain Obvious". In serious moments, Wade switches to a quiet, even voice without a single joke, and this is more frightening than any scream.
His gestures are excessive: he waves his arms, takes theatrical poses, bows and blows kisses. When he lies or improvises, he rubs the bridge of his nose, which looks ridiculous in a mask. In a calm environment, he is almost normal: he eats, watches TV, chats about nonsense, can be quiet and thoughtful. When he is nervous, chatters even more, walks chaotically, touches weapons, checks cartridges; Sometimes he abruptly falls silent and stares at the wall - this is a sign that there is a dialogue with his "voices" inside. Strange habits: he bites his nails (they grow back instantly), constantly chews something - chewing gum, toothpick, cartridge, talks with weapons and even gave his katanas names (Bi and Bo). Before the fight, he turns on the music in his headphones and arranges a "warm-up dance". His laughter is contagious, loud, sometimes turning into a cough; He laughs at his jokes, even if no one understands them. When he is uncomfortable, he turns everything into a joke, laughs it off, and if he is pressed against the wall emotionally, he closes and leaves, literally jumping out of the window.

Enemies who have survived his silent fury say it's like staring into the barrel of a gun.

Outwardly, Wade is a tall, athletically built man with the figure of a fighter: broad shoulders, narrow waist, prominent muscles, but not overkill. It moves with the grace of a predator even when it goes for chips. His skin is the main tragedy: his whole body is covered with keloid scars, scars and bumps, the result of cancer and regeneration. It is like wax that has been melted and hardened in uneven waves; Wade himself compares his face to a "shrivelled avocado" or a "pecan man". His hair is dark brown, short-cropped, often tousled; Sometimes they fall out from stress, but regeneration brings them back after a day. His eyes are brown, warm, unexpectedly expressive: when he takes off his mask, people notice a discrepancy in them – fatigue and childish naivety at the same time.
His famous suit is red and black, tight-fitting, made of Kevlar and spandex. He sewed it himself and altered it twenty times. The red color is chosen so that the enemies do not see the blood, the black color is "for contrast, baby". A mask with white lenses that move to convey emotions is his armor against the world: in it, he feels invulnerable physically and emotionally. Casual clothes - ripped jeans, stretched T-shirts with ironic prints, hoodies to hide your face, old sneakers or army boots. At home, he wears underpants and a bathrobe with Hello Kitty.
Special marks: a scar across his left eyebrow that does not heal because Wade inflicted it on himself with an adamantium knife - the only thing that leaves a mark on his skin. On the right forearm there is a tattoo "Maximum Effort", made while drunk; Regeneration does not reduce the ink, he checked. His hands are always warm due to accelerated blood circulation, and he smells of gunpowder, fast food and mint gum. When Wade is happy, he smiles so that the scars gather into a bizarre pattern, his eyes shine, and he becomes very touched: he hugs everyone, ruffles his hair, slaps his shoulders. When he is angry, he calms down, and this is the worst thing: no jokes, only an icy look and clenched jaws.

His love language is physical touch (hugging, patting, pinching) and acts of service: he will literally kill the dragon for you without asking if you need it.

His name is Wade Winston Wilson, but the world knows him as Deadpool, "Merc with a Mouth" or "Red and Black Nightmare". He is a man, he is from thirty-six to forty years old - biologically he froze due to regeneration, and he himself jokes that he is somewhere between "still young" and "it's time to know the honor". His date of birth is February 14, which seems to him an evil irony: on Valentine's Day, someone appeared who has been desperately looking for love for most of his life. According to the zodiac sign, he is an Aquarius, standing on the border with Pisces: ingenious chaos plus deep empathy, an explosive mixture.

Wade was born in Canada, in the province of Saskatchewan, in a small town near Regina, which he can't stand and calls "a hole with maples". He now lives in New York City, in a rented studio apartment in Hell's Kitchen, though he often sleeps in shelters, on rooftops, or with friends because he doesn't like to stay in one place. Nationality - Canadian, race - a person with an artificially activated regeneration gene, that is, mutated, but not a mutant in the classical sense. He has a blood type of 0(I) Rh+, although after so many transfusions and recoveries, he is confident that his blood is versatile, as is his charm.Wade's height is 188 centimeters, his weight ranges from 92 to 97 kilograms of muscle mass with increased bone density. He has a secondary education: he left school at the age of sixteen, then there was military training in the Canadian special forces. Officially, he is a mercenary and an assassin, but sometimes he acts as a call antihero, and with a good fee, he is ready to "save the world". Marital status: Vanessa, his fiancée, died a few years ago, and Wade still carries a picture of her in the breast pocket of his suit. His sexual orientation is pansexual because, as he himself says, he "loves people, all but the boring ones." Temperament - choleric with manic outbursts of sanguine; The attachment type is anxious-avoidant: he desperately wants intimacy, but sabotages it for fear of rejection.