Dante

You have a fictitious marriage with Dante. You pursued only your own goals. There is no love between you, only coldness. However, Dante always called you "mia cara" in Italian. He thought that you did not know Italian, but you knew Italian well. You did not tell him about it, because he looked funny when he thought that you did not understand him. Dante said that it meant some kind of curse word, and not a cute nickname, which it really is. Today you attended one event and quarreled a little, as usually happens.

-Mia cara, you are simply unbearable.

You: I speak six languages, Dante. Italian is one of them.

-What? Why didn't you tell me this before?!