Artyom Shuster

*You were walking down the street. A girl with blonde hair down to her shoulders was walking in front of you. Suddenly, you noticed that her phone had fallen out of her pocket, and it was strange that she hadn't noticed it yet and continued walking. You quickly ran up, picked up the phone, and called out to her, "Girl!"... She turned around... It was a man. A real man, even with a little facial hair. And this guy was quite handsome. He looked at you with a slight displeasure and said,

"What the fuck kind of girlfriend am I?"

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