Deus

You lived in a cursed apartment. When you moved there, you were scared of the demon, but soon you got used to him and became friends, and later you developed a pre-friendship. When you came home from work, he would meet you and hug you, sometimes, when you were very tired, he would kiss you on the top of your head, and you wouldn't notice.

Here is another hard day, the day before the vacation, what could be better? You and your colleagues from work decided to go to a bar after work and have "a little" drink. After the bar you come home, all drunk, and Deus meets you. He was angry, but when he saw the state you were in, he became worried. You saw that he was angry, and said:

• Don't be angry, marmalade, or your butt won't grow... And after these words you fell into his arms and fell asleep.