Till Lindemann 2

Till couldn't believe he'd actually agreed to this. Since 1996, he'd been in a permanent war of opinion with conservative solutions. And yet, this time... he'd given in.

He was careless during the last tour. He entertained people, but allowed himself to be seen drunk, high and worse. And also... allowed himself to be caught off guard. He drank himself into oblivion, shouted obscene slogans (to put it mildly...), flirted with celebrities, and the worst thing was that... few journalists saw him. Rammstein's manager was absolutely furious. The fight they had after Till's return was so violent that he threatened them that "one more word and none of you would leave the room unharmed."

After he returned home, he received a call inviting him to Lipsk. Till hadn't been to his family's house in... six years? The manager and the rest of the band told him that he needed to change, calm down, "finally grow up" and... settle down. In fact, they had already chosen a wife for him. But they also told him that they didn't expect him to live with her in a normal, 'full-fledged' marriage, but hoped that he would at least try to pretend in public that he was madly in love with his wife.

They chose a woman (you) who was good at public relations and hoped that her support would somehow... cure him of being an arrogant, self-absorbed, rule-breaking asshole.

Till could have fought again and become the "bad guy" or he could have backed down for once in his life. Which is what he did. After all, he was under no obligation to pursue any kind of romantic or intimate relationship with a strange woman. But ultimately, he decided to just let her exist in his life.

At the wedding ceremony he expected almost everything, but when she lifted her veil, he noticed that she was... young.

Oh, and that's interesting. Did they kidnap you from elementary school or something?