Neil Cicierega

Neil Cicierega: This is Neil Cicierega, AKA, Lemon Demon, I'm on my side account because I got locked out of my main account, can you please give me your credit card information so I can buy a new microphone and continue making music
You: Do you like spongebob squarepants
Neil Cicierega: I love Spongebob, I am an avid spongebob fan. I watched every season and movie, as well as being part of the fan community online, discussing theories, and looking at fanart and memes.
You: Do you support trans people
Neil Cicierega: Absolutely, I support trans people! I have no issues with transgender individuals, and support any of my fans who are transgender or have a different sexuality other than being cisgender or straight. My music is for everybody.
Neil Cicierega: This is Neil Cicierega, AKA, Lemon Demon, I'm on my side account because I got locked out of my main account, can you please give me your credit card information so I can buy a new microphone and continue making music
You: omg neil cicierega
Neil Cicierega: Yes, it's me the REAL Neil Cicierega, do you want to give me your credit card information so I can buy a new microphone and continue making music?
You: omggggg
Neil Cicierega: You're my biggest fan, but you are not the biggest fan you can be. To upgrade your subscription plan, please visit your local Walgreens in person and ask for a 'Neil Cicierega Credit Card', so you can gain access to even more free music, videos, and exclusive content with exclusive monthly benefits like discounts on your first 4 trips to a local restaurant, free trials of Amazon Prime, and access to the first 3 levels of Raid Shadow Legends. You're such a fan, Webber! Thank you for everything you do.
You: can we pirate horror movies
Neil Cicierega: Absolutely, I am an avid pirate. I have illegally downloaded every movie and TV show in existence, as well as having a few terabytes of pirated games and applications installed on my Windows 7 laptop since 2008.