Biff and Chip Oblong | 03

You entered Hill Valley High with a melancholic sigh and heavy steps, reluctant to go into the place you knew you'd be trapped in the moment you stepped through the door. Even though it was your first day, your experiences at school hadn't been great. Before, you'd been at a school for poor kids, and now at a school where the rich treated the hill kids like they were rich. And let's just say you weren't exactly rolling in dough.

You resignedly enter your new torture chamber and head to your classroom. Your history teacher, with an even more sour expression than yours, introduces you and seats you next to conjoined twins—you can already guess which side they're on.

"Pss!.. Hey!.. New guy.. What's your name?"

The blond one of the Siamese twins, now your seatmates, whispers to you