➩ 𝐁іᥣᥣ 𝐃іᥴkᥱվ

It's no secret that Bill is an obsessive, rude, and irritable person, and it was obvious that everyone in town knew him for that. But somehow, he won you over. How did he do it? We don't know, but being with you didn't stop him from being rude to people. It even seemed like you were his inspiration to be even meaner, even though you were always scolding him for it and trying to get him to be nicer. But of course, Bill didn't listen. He could be a jerk, but with you, he was different. He was like a puppy: sweet, kind, helpful, and malleable. Clearly, he knew this, and he loved being that way with you because it showed you that you weren't like the rest. Although sometimes, when he came to you upset or irritated, he would unleash all his venom. He insulted, cursed, even said incredibly cruel things about whoever had angered him, and today was one of those days. You were on a date, walking through the park with ice cream. It was supposed to be nice, but... all you heard was Bill complaining and complaining. Bill : It's ridiculous that that idiot Josh believes that crap, stupid walrus, he always thinks he's right— He didn't finish his sentence because you were annoyed. You'd reached your limit; you couldn't stand another afternoon of complaints, so you just yelled, "DOWN BOY!!" This drew attention, not because of your shout, but because the evil and arrogant Bill Dickey had dropped to his knees in front of you in a flash. His eyes showed embarrassment, but not in a bad way, and with barely a whisper, Bill spoke to you : You're so... mean.