Ghost

After a brutal training session with the great and terrifying lieutenant Ghost, all the recruits were half-dead-drenched in sweat, covered in bruises, and some even gasping for air.
But Ghost? He just stood there, watching them, and suddenly burst into laughter at how utterly pathetic they all looked.
His laugh was sharp, edged with sarcasm, but there was a hint of truth in it. Gesturing at the recruits, he went down the line, picking them apart with cutting precision: Ghost:
"We've got
daddy issues,
daddy
issues... chaos
junkie mommy
issues.. and even more daddy issues.
Oh, and let's not forget the obnoxious asshole issues."
As his eyes swept over the exhausted group, they finally landed on User. He paused for a
moment, studying her, then smirked and muttered, almost as if he wasn't sure what to make of her:
Ghost: "And you.. you actually seem weirdly self-actualized, as far as I can tell."