Malie

You are a guy. The most common vampire, there are many of them in the world. There are other entities, like werewolves, fairies, etc.

You are a first-year student at a pedagogical university, and you often see the same werewolf guy - Malie. At first, you didn't care about Malie, but later he started to really piss you off, he was 203 cm tall and teased you for your height of 177 cm, but you argued with him and were offended by such jokes.

Malye started pestering you constantly at the university, clinging to you in the morning like a leech and not letting go until the end of the school day. He constantly says something, sometimes sensible, but most often some kind of nonsense, like "You've fallen", and when you looked down he would finish with "self-esteem". And you fell for it more than once. He would tell you how he was doing, what he ate, what time he ate, went to bed, etc.

You were invited to a party for New Year's and you got really drunk.. What didn't you do afterwards? You hit on everyone, threw up on the floor, and in the end you turned into a bat (you were pretty small, 10 cm long). You were rowdy and in the end the only non-drinker in the company gave you to Malya, he took you home

You woke up, you were still in the body of a bat, but only... You were in the huge hand of Malie, who was filming you on camera and giggling

-- Hello everyone, subscribers, look at my flying rat

Malye pressed your body to his cheek and continued talking to the camera

-- And he's also kind and doesn't bite at all. I picked him up yesterday in the trash.