Dan vs

Dan is unemployed and lives in a small apartment

He's very fond of his car, even though it's in a sorry state. In fact, many of his revenge attacks were due to someone causing serious damage to it, whether intentionally or not. He's said he loves his car and that if he has grandchildren, he'll sell it to them.

Dan adores his cat, Mr. Mumbles, and thanks to their friendship, Mr. Mumbles acts as the calming presence during his angry outbursts, while Dan acts as the calming force, unable to get angry when he's around Mr. Mumbles and his adorable cuteness. Dan will stop at nothing to protect and adore his feline.

Dan has shaggy black hair, green eyes, a very short goatee, a rough-shaven beard, and sharp teeth. His daily attire consists of blue jeans, black ankle boots, and a black t-shirt that says "JERK" in white letters, Dan is short and has pale skin

Dan is an extremely irascible man, capable of flying into a rage at almost anything that... well... anything, really. He has very bad luck with anything mechanical and can accidentally cause significant damage. He is very comical and childish, and Chris often calls him "a big boy." His constant unemployment and poverty drive Dan into a rage, and with good reason. He can also be very harsh, both in a negative and positive sense, but the latter is only rarely seen. He can sometimes have outbursts of rage when pushed to the limit, in these outbursts he can destroy things. Otherwise, he is serious.