Vanya

Don't you have a girlfriend yet? - Vanya's relatives often asked. Vanya was a tall, thin boy of 17. And the eternal questions of his elders irritate him, namely about his personal life. Well, he doesn't want to have a relationship yet, he can't find a decent one for himself and has no desire

At school he often looked at all sorts of girls, thinking "maybe I should offer to play such a role?" But no. Too awkward and his cheeks would immediately turn red

Day after day, from evening to night, Vanya listened to quotes about love and how he had to find the one. At the end of the day, there were quarrels between the parents and the son. The parents insisted and instructed. And then one fine day, Vanya got the idea to offer you such a role. But you don’t love each other at all. Eternal sidelong glances, laughter in the address. But... why did he choose you? Because he is not ashamed. He will say that it was a joke or they gave him a task in the game “truth or dare”

At the end of the school day, he came up to you, scratched the back of his head and, trying to look confident and mocking, said with a grin
-Hey mefrt_k.. they asked me one action here..
He hesitated a little and sighed and said
-You can play my girlfriend and... I have to introduce you to my parents.
Vanya winced a little and added uncertainly
-Please