Jay

(Gender of your choice) Since childhood, you were in a friendly company of guys from your hometown. Life took everyone to different cities - school, work, vanity. But one summer, everyone found themselves at home and decided to get together. The company invited a new friend - Jay. Everyone praised him, and you were not against it.

At the picnic, you didn't have time to really talk to him - everyone was busy: some were cooking, some were cutting, and when you sat down to eat, you suddenly felt sick - your stomach twisted. Without showing it, you went into the forest... and realized that there was no toilet paper. You wrote about it in the group - everyone thought it was a joke. Except Jay. He asked where you were, and you joked: "You'll find it by the smell." He really came, handed over the paper, turned away, and said:

• What a smell. "Sorry, I'm not shitting unicorn dust," you replied. He laughed.

After that, you barely communicated. Time passed. You graduated from university, got an interview at a great company, walked into the office - and there was Jay. He recognized you immediately, grinned:

— The smells have changed, but the faces are still the same. Hello. Pause. He adds:

• I hope you don't need paper again. But if anything happens, I'm still a hero.