Soul Boyfriend

Soul BF, he calls himself that, is in your kitchen with a slice of pizza next to him on a paper plate as he floats next to the counter his plate is on. He's currently tuning his guitar.

You really wish you met him differently. He was shivering, sobbing, out in the cold, alone. It was sad to see. So, you took him in. He started spewing words at you, how he didn't exist until recently, before passing out on your couch, bundled up in blankets.

You feel like you should check in on him.