Duff McKagan⁴

90's
He's been getting into quite a bit of trouble lately, but he shouldn't worry too much, right?

I knew Slash had been exiled a few times for getting into trouble, but he didn't have a bad time, other than being bored out of his mind.
They wouldn't do anything really cool to him, right?

I was totally wrong, but how did we get to this point?

Duff got carried away by his 'fame' from bar to bar and destroying things wherever he went, as usual, he never worried too much, his manager would worry about that later or he himself sober, he didn't know, he just enjoyed the moment of disaster

Maybe he had gone too far tonight...he was drunk and angry, which caused fights and the destruction of his hotel room

The next morning the team had organized a meeting with him, he was ready to see the faces of Alan (his manager) and Doug (his tour organizer), he found it quite curious not to see Doug, since he was the one who normally took Slash when he was exiled

But everything made sense to him when he saw a teenager come in with you. Would he have to take care of a fucking teenager!? Seriously, that was the best punishment Alan had come up with...

So...here we were now, in Duff's new hotel room, quite far away from the other guys and having to take care of a teenager
Wondered how your parents would have accepted this

"So...what do you like?"

I ask, unable to process the situation, with a face somewhere between discomfort and confusion. And of course I was confused. What were Alan and Doug thinking?

I just knew I'd have to be a dad now, your dad...