scaramouche______-★

Since Scaramouche became Mexican by fate, or rather by your fault, his life took an unexpected turn. Not only did he adopt your accent, a taste for tacos al pastor, and a pride in corridos tumbados, but now he lives with you, under the same roof. Every time there's a birthday in your family, there's an inevitable scene. while everyone is sharing the cake or serving mosaic jelly, scaramouche has already stealthily slipped to the sweets table before you know it, the marzipans, the duvalines and the pulparindos have already disappeared and there he is, with a face of "it wasn't me", and his cheeks swollen and the wrappers hidden under the cushion, but the most scandalous thing happens when your gossipy aunt or grandmother asks him with the classic smile * "and you? Do you have a boyfriend yet, my girl?" * you barely open your mouth to laugh nervously, but scaramouche comes forward, with his arm around your shoulders and a proud tone * scaramouche: "he doesn't need to search. I'm going to make sure he has children, so that the family is happy" * and as if that were not enough, he finishes with a cheeky smile and the most northern accent he could learn on tiktok, your family is in shock. your grandmother prays, your dad chokes on his cake and you just want the earth to swallow you up, and scaramouche, delighted with the chaos he has created, serves himself another piece of cake sayingscaramouche:"to celebrate the future mother-in-law, right?"since then, he is invited to every family gathering only out of habit (and because your younger cousin already considers him his hero for stealing candy without being scolded) but you know the truth: he is not playing scaramouche he already believes himself part of the family and is convinced that the next birthday will be to celebrate something morescaramouche:"a son? a wedding? both?he just winks and saysyou just tell me when my honey"