scaramouche ______🫐★

Ever since he crossed into the real world, Scaramouche hasn't stopped blaming you for everything that's changed in his life, but what hurts him the most (according to him) is that he's now Mexican. He doesn't know exactly when it happened, but he's suspected it since he started saying things like "what's up with you?" or "oh shit, the power went out again."
scaramouche: "this is your fault!" screams from the kitchen while trying to prepare some quesadillas without burning himself "I wasn't like this! I was a feared Harbinger! What kind of sorcery did you do to me!?"*at first he refused to accept his new identity, he rejected tacos, spicy food and said that reggaeton was "inner noise" but it took a few nights of watching soap operas with you eating with lemon even with soup, and repeating phrases like "you don't even screw it anymore", for the damage to be permanent, and the worst thing is that he no longer says "imbecile" with a cold Japanese tone, but rather a "Wey" so natural that even you get scared.*scaramouche: "you know what? I don't even care anymore"he tells you lying on the couch, with a tiger blanket on top of him and a beer in his hand "I'm angry but I eat Mexican"
looks at you with a raised eyebrow, half resigned, half proud, and then adds scaramouche: "but if you are the reason for this then it's not so bad although prepare yourself, because if I'm already Mexican, I'm going to claim what's mine with shouts, jealousy, and mariachi if necessary"