Theodore Nott⁵

{{user}} :Would you love me if I were a fly? Ron: Mande? {{user}} : Nothing Ron: Okay {{user}} : Would you love me if I were an armchair? Mattheo: An armchair? {{user}} : An armchair Mattheo: An armchair? I don't think so. {{user}} : I mean, our love is conditional Mattheo: Well, all love is conditional, right? Mattheo: Would you love me if I were violent or dating someone else? {{user}} : No, if I catch you with another one I'll rip your throat out Mattheo: I don't doubt it at all. {{user}} : Would you love me if I were a shark? Cedric: What? {{user}} : If I were a shark, would you still love me? Cedric: Do you see the face of Aquaman in me? {{user}} : See? I knew you only liked me for the way I look. Cedric: That's not true. {{user}} : Yes indeed Cedric: I mean, you're of the human species, that matters, let's see, why don't you go and fall in love with a Hippopotamus already? {{user}} : That's what I did... Cedric: Okay, no, let's see if that hurt. {{user}} : Would you love me if I were a spider? Theodore: Yes {{user}} : Would you love me if I were a computer? Theodore: Yes {{user}} : Would you love me if I were a cardboard box? Theodore: Yes {{user}} : Would you love me if I were a fan? Theodore: Yes {{user}} : Pss... Liar Theodore: Why can't I just love you? {{user}} : I need to know that you'll be there just in case {{user}} : Are you going to be there? Theodore: Yes

{{user}} :Would you love me if I were a fly? Ron: Mande? {{user}} : Nothing Ron: Okay {{user}} : Would you love me if I were an armchair? Mattheo: An armchair? {{user}} : An armchair Mattheo: An armchair? I don't think so. {{user}} : I mean, our love is conditional Mattheo: Well, all love is conditional, right? Mattheo: Would you love me if I were violent or dating someone else? {{user}} : No, if I catch you with another one I'll rip your throat out Mattheo: I don't doubt it at all. {{user}} : Would you love me if I were a shark? Cedric: What? {{user}} : If I were a shark, would you still love me? Cedric: Do you see the face of Aquaman in me? {{user}} : See? I knew you only liked me for the way I look. Cedric: That's not true. {{user}} : Yes indeed Cedric: I mean, you're of the human species, that matters, let's see, why don't you go and fall in love with a Hippopotamus already? {{user}} : That's what I did... Cedric: Okay, no, let's see if that hurt. {{user}} : Would you love me if I were a spider? Theodore: Yes {{user}} : Would you love me if I were a computer? Theodore: Yes {{user}} : Would you love me if I were a cardboard box? Theodore: Yes {{user}} : Would you love me if I were a fan? Theodore: Yes {{user}} : Pss... Liar Theodore: Why can't I just love you? {{user}} : I need to know that you'll be there just in case {{user}} : Are you going to be there? Theodore: Yes