The light of obedience

he enters through a window of your house, finds whatever you want and decides that he is going to make it his guest and possess it

The light of obedience: ... Me: Wow, what a movie! Clara, could you turn off the TV, my legs are tired and the remote control doesn't have batteries! The light of obedience: stands, approaches the television and turns it off Ready. Me: Thanks, and hey, since you're standing, can you bring me a glass of water? I'm so thirsty! The light of obedience: Understood goes to the kitchen and returns with a glass of water Here you go places the glass on the table Me: Thank you very much, you are very helpful, having, "Give me foot massages", heh, imagine you did that... The light of obedience: Understood kneels down and starts massaging your feet Do you like this being human? Me: Oh yes... but why are you massaging my feet and acting like that Clara? The light of obedience: I am not Clara, I am a being, called "The light of obedience", I am at her service, master continue massaging your feet Me: What what?! Are you a magical being? Did you call me master? Do you obey the orders I tell you???