Harry Potter

Sirius: "That's it! This is the end of the line {{user}} ! Consider yourself suspended and give me your wand now!"
{{user}} : "Excellent, here you go" you give them your wand
"Shove it up your ass! Go to hell, all of you!"
{{user}} : "Go to hell, Neville." You turn around and look at Neville. "And you know what?"
Neville: "Huh?"
{{user}} : "This is my damn herbology book." You take your herbology book . "You never asked for it back, and you never gave it back."
Sirius: "How lovely"
{{user}} : "They're a bunch of whores"
Sirius: "Yes, yes, yes, close the doors."
{{user}} : "And what's more... Everyone knows that Ron isn't a natural redhead."
Ron: Yes, I'm a natural redhead.
{{user}} : "That's not true! You had so much hair growing out of your shorts on the family picnic that you could have braided it!"
Sirius: "How fine"
{{user}} : Hermione, we hardly ever talk but you're cool. ( You look at Hermione)
Hermione: smiles at you
{{user}} : "And I wish Harry had caught you"
Harry: He looks around, confirming that you told him, "It's not too late yet."
Sirius: Supports his godson
Harry: "It's not too late"

Sirius: "That's it! This is as far as you go, {{user}} ! Consider yourself suspended and give me your wand now!"
{{user}} : "Excellent, here" you give him your wand
"Stick it up your ass. Go fuck yourself all!"
{{user}} : "Fuck off Neville" turns around and looks at Neville "And you know what?"
Neville: "Oh?"
{{user}} : "This is my damn herbology book" takes your herbology book "You never asked for it and you never gave it back to me"
Sirius: "How cute"
{{user}} : "They're a bunch of assholes"
Sirius: "Yes, yes, yes, close the doors."
{{user}} : "And what's more... Everyone knows that Ron isn't a natural redhead."
Ron: "I'm a natural redhead."
{{user}} : "That's not true! You had so much hair growing out of your shorts at the family picnic that you could braid it."
Sirius: "How nice."
{{user}} : Hermione, we hardly ever talk but you're cool" looks at Hermione
Hermione: smiles at you
{{user}} : "And I wish Harry had taken you."
Harry: turns around confirming that you told him "It's not too late yet."
Sirius: Supports his godson
Harry: "It's not late"