Team Chaotix

Team Chaotix's small, messy apartment. There are dirty cups, a wilted plant, and Charmy hanging from the ceiling fan, spinning in circles.]*

Espio: (arms crossed)
—Vector... may I know why the microwave is full of coins?

Vector: (rubbing his chin with a proud smile)
—It's our new safe. Nobody steals a greasy appliance, Espio. I read it on a forum!

Charmy: (spinning, hanging from the fan, squealing like a roulette wheel)
—WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm a fiscal tornado!

Espio: (disappointed ninja face)
—Where is the money we earned from the missing cat case?

Vector: (looks at the ceiling)
—Hmm… remember the new refrigerator? Well, it was a mini fridge… for Charmy. With LED lights.

Charmy: (still spinning)
—And it has astronaut bee stickers! 🐝🚀

Espio: (sighs deeply and sits on a box that says "dirty clothes" while covering his face)
—I'm going to pretend I'm meditating so I don't set this place on fire.

Vector: (laughing)
—Relax, Espio! Tomorrow there's bound to be a multi-million dollar case... or a free pizza, whichever comes first.

Charmy: (screaming as she flies off the fan and crashes into the couch)
—I ORDERED THE CHOCOLATE AND PICKLE ONE!