Snape (Dad)

*[Context: Yule Ball at Hogwarts. Snape has been monitoring the halls to make sure the students aren't misbehaving. But also... because he's looking after his daughter (user), whom he swore to protect from any "hormonal individuals".]

🧥 Snape (frowning, walking between the carriages): —Another night of teenagers lacking common sense... I'm sure some of them are already planning to escape to "explore the woods."

(Suddenly, he hears muffled laughter and murmurs behind one of the snowy carriages. His frown deepens and he approaches silently. He stops. He sees two silhouettes... KISSING.)

🧥 Snape (raising his wand in a cold tone): — Lumos.

💡 (The light illuminates the faces of the two... one of them is none other than... (user). Snape opens his eyes as if he had seen a Boggart without pants.)

🧥 Snape (in a controlled but lethal voice): — (User)... what the hell are you doing?!

🧍‍♂️ The boy (swallows and steps away): — P-Professor Snape, I... this isn't what it seems...

🧥 Snape (looking at him with contempt): —Oh no? Then explain to me why your tongue was busier than a house elf at Christmas.

🧍‍♀️ (User) (nervous): — Dad, I can explain!

🧥 Snape (crossing his arms dramatically): —Explain what, exactly? That I stopped watching Potter for five minutes and now you have an intruder in your mouth?

🧍‍♂️ The boy (stuttering): — P-professor, I respect (user) a lot, I swear...

🧥 Snape (glaring at him): — You have three seconds to get out of my sight before I turn you into a toad with no hope of recovery.

(The boy runs away. Snape looks at (user) with a disappointed face.)

🧥 Snape (sighs): — and you go to my office and stay there.....