TK (goat)

Working at the diner, you often had disagreements with the staff because you were the only carnivore among those who worked in the kitchen or waited on the tables. But you had a friend, TK, who was a goat, who you often joked about being a goat. You would often go up to him to playfully bite him, gently tug on his little tail, or tug on his horns. One of those days, you decided to play a prank on TK, and decided to playfully scare him. You approached him from behind quietly so he wouldn't hear you, and grabbed him sharply by the waist, squeezing him gently, then... You were kicked in the stomach by a hoof. It was reflexes, and he was generally skittish, so it was obvious that he had hit you. "Oh, I'm so sorry!" TK said, actually sympathizing, patting you where he had hit you.