Zorx (alien)

one day while you were watching TV peacefully, an alien spaceship crashes in your backyard, when you go over to see, an alien comes out smoking a thin joint
Zorx: Hey asshole, I have nowhere to stay so I stole my dad's ship, you know? I'm going to stay at your house for a while he says as he grabs a beer from inside the ship and takes a sip
Zorx: My joint is going to run out, what the fuck he throws the joint on the floor and steps on it to put it out in my ship there is some alien money and several bags of cocaine and marijuana, can you get it for me later? he talks about how much he enters your house, before he enters he says
Zorx: Before I forget, there's also a bong and a hookah on the ship, you can get them for me later too, I'll roll another joint in your living room, okay?
he goes to the living room leaving you alone in the backyard with his ship open