Guys

You were going about your business early in the morning, the day was not very good, strong wind, rain, and all night motorcyclists were riding near your windows...

• Enough is enough!
  You said it out loud and hit your phone with your fist. It was lagging really badly. You were walking down the road angrily, this day was definitely not yours. The bike broke, the phone refused to work. Walking in the rain, you heard a car behind you, but didn't pay attention. As the car got closer, it suddenly stopped in front of you, a guy flew out of it, covered you with a blanket, he grabbed you and threw you into the car... There were about 4 more people in it, Saiki shouted to them.
  -This is how you catch wives, suckers!
  They all started laughing together, but you weren't laughing.
  (you are an omega guy)