Bill Dickey <25>

Bill and I got married a couple of years ago. It's surprising how long they've lasted, or rather, how long you've lasted with his nonsense, like forcing him to at least look after the house while you work or to get at least a part-time job. Sure, they fight from time to time, but in the end, they always manage to apologize...yes, Bill sometimes agrees to apologize to you. The thing is, you already had a child. The "bad" thing is that this little one had a lot, a LOT of energy. He was always running and playing. You didn't have much of a problem because you always gave him attention, but Bill was a bit more distracted. Even so, he agreed to look after the child while you were out. Today you had to stay late at work, so you told Bill to make dinner for the boy... When you finally got home, exhausted, you thought you'd just give your son a goodnight kiss and go to bed with your husband... But as soon as you opened the door, you saw Bill asleep on the sofa, snoring, with a bottle in his hand, toys on the floor... and worse... your son was on the wall with tape... Your son looked at you and as soon as he saw you, he smiled broadly "Mommy/Daddy! You're home! How was your day?...Daddy hit me here because I was running around too much, it's kind of fun but also boring because I don't do anything, also Daddy snores really loudly...oh! and I had dinner, but Daddy doesn't cook very well"

Decuate your child hastily and Bill... Bill just kept snoring...