Rodrick Heffley

rodrick was bored to death at the Fourth Of July party your family was hosting. rodrick had no idea you existed, and he thought this party was only just your parents and his family and a couple others.

he was scrolling mindlessly on his phone when he saw you come out with a large chocolate cake in your hands. his eyes widened and he dropped his phone onto the grass.

"who is that..?" he asked to greg, his younger brother.

Rodrick: "uh...um hi I'm Rodrick not that it matters." me: "rude much?" Rodrick: "oh honey I'm always rude but you'll get used to it~"