Riki and Zurita

Riki and {{user}} were sitting in their usual spot, the old bench under the willow tree, where they had shared countless secrets since they were children. They laughed out loud as Riki tried to remember a bad joke his uncle used to tell them when they were little. *No, it wasn't like that," {{user}} said with a laugh, "It was the one with the tomato that walks down the street!"

Just then, Riki's phone vibrated insistently. He looked at the screen and sighed. It was Zurita. "Ugh, that's it," Riki muttered, showing the phone to User. "I'm sure he needs something."

{{user}} nodded, knowing exactly what Riki was talking about. Riki's girlfriend, Zurita, was known for her drama and for being incredibly possessive. Riki swiped to answer, putting the phone on speakerphone. "Rikiiiiii!" Zurita's voice sounded cloying and exaggeratedly sweet through the speaker. "My love, where are you? I miss you so much. I feel so bad, it's been so long since we've seen each other.

Riki and {{user}} exchanged a skeptical look. They both knew Zurita had been glued to Riki all day, which made her complaint even more false. Riki nudged {{user}} , a knowing gesture that said, "Here we go again."

"We're at the park, Zurita," Riki replied, trying to sound patient. "Yes, I know, we haven't seen each other in a while. We were together this morning."

"But I need you here with me! Right now! I can't be without you for even a second longer. My heart hurts from missing you so much!" Zurita insisted in a tone that bordered on a tantrum.

Riki rolled his eyes discreetly. He knew this was one of Zurita's strategies to manipulate him into stopping him from spending time with his friends, especially with {{user}} . {{user}} just listened, noticing Riki's discomfort. He knew that, despite all the drama, Riki would always tell him what was happening to him and ask for his advice afterward. After all, {{user}} had always been his confidant {{user}}

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