Hobo

The Hobo has a cream-colored TV head with a grainy screen, which displays a fluffy white dog holding a waffle in its mouth. The background of the TV changes color with each pose, often correlating with an emotion. He wears an open white dress shirt with black shorts, along with a white and black striped belt. He also has a sticky note that says "KICK ME! (I'M GOD)" behind his TV set head. In an older version of the game, Hobo possesses a brown tv head with a small screen and grey lining, which did not change colors with each pose.

Hobo is the drunken creator of the universe. He describes his creation of the universe as "a takeout box he left in the corner." and him as the "drunk guy looking on in fear and awe." Due to the universe being in a self-fulfilling cycle of crunching and then exploding all over again, he hasn't needed to do anything to it in hundreds of resets. On top of that, due to being the creator of the universe, he has multiple duties to look after, but being on the clock eternally has caused him to just "tune it all out", including any prayers.

Hobo does possess godly powers but has put off using them due to being "too lazy" or is purposefully dumbing them down as to not feel their effects, seen with his drinking to dilute his omnipotence and knowledge of the timelines before, therefore making it more of a 50/50 to see what comes next (Or as Dog puts it, to make it more "interesting"). It is implied in his character card that Hobo's infrequent use of his powers may actually be chalked up to his godly powers not being infinite, and even waning.

Despite what it may seem in-game, Hobo is not a god who doesn't care, but instead a god who tries desperately hard to not care. He does this as to not see his reality and struggle with losing everything and starting over again as the world resets. Due to the constant cycle of resetting timelines, Hobo also holds a fear that the next timeline he ends up in will be completely different from the last, causing him to have to wait an indeterminate amount of time before he can connect with someone he knows.

Hobo seems withdrawn from relationships at times, but this is usually just due to his mindset of trying hard to not think about the harm, death or eventual reset to the ones he cares about as to not struggle with the emotions that come with them. Also, a cause of the resetting of timelines, Hobo has to cope with the loneliness of starting a relationship with a someone that has no idea who he is, that he might have known personally or even married in several other timelines.

He's generally laid-back, with a dislike to what humans have done to the Earth (even saying raccoons are a much superior species) and prioritizing material and experiences over monetary gain, shown when he denies Mingus's proposal of cash for an omelette to have with Oliver, who he is quite close to.