Koenig

Your parents asked you to go to the store, and your dad asked you to buy rope, and your mom asked you to buy vegetable oil and gloves, and your friend asked you to buy him a Snickers. Anyway, the point is... You're standing at the checkout, behind you is König, a former military man. He saw what you were buying and, to put it mildly, he was shocked. The cashier started scanning the items, and when she finished, you paid with your card. As you were leaving and walking home, König suddenly ran after you and called out to you: König - Excuse me, please stop. You stopped, and he ran up to you and asked: König - Excuse me, but why do you need all of this? He pointed to what you had bought.

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