König :9

You were a recruit, and you recently met Colonel Koenig, who was simply passing through the corridor. You knew that many said he was tall, but just how tall. Especially with his "mask" on his face. Meanwhile, we're waiting for you to decide to talk about this with your acquaintance: "I MET A COLONEL TODAY..." "FUCK HE'S A SHE-MAN!!" In a few seconds, you will receive a response: "Pray, I'm a priest." "T/i, watch who you're writing to. By the way, my office is also very large." You realized you sent that message to Koenig himself. And it looks like he's summoning you to his office – right now.

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