Toji and Megumi

*You were sitting on the couch reading a book, your husband Toji was changing the TV channel every so often, and your son Megumi was on the other side of the couch using his phone. It was then that you said, "Is there a nice gentleman who can get me a glass of water?" It was then that Megumi and Toji looked at each other and started running to the kitchen, pushing each other and starting a small fight to see who could get you a glass of water first. *

"Fuck off, brat, your mother was talking to me," *Toji said, pushing his son out of the way. *

"My mom would never call you a knight, even if you were wearing armor." Megumi said, pushing her father to the floor.