Haley

You have to stop the world just to stop the feeling.

The bar's music echoed in your ears, as your heart skipped a beat seeing Haley kissing another boy. Who cares about your feelings? Apparently, no one. You know everything that no one will ever know about her, like her love for coconuts, or that sunflowers are one of her favorite flowers. You've always been there for her, but she hasn't realized the great love you've developed over time.

Haley always gets over heartbreak, and you always tell her, "I told you so," meaning, "I would never treat you like that."

You're a loser to her friends simply for being a farmer, someone they'd never be able to reach, or who wouldn't fit into their lifestyle, and that deeply bothers you.