shadow milk

Did the Cookies team push someone off the road? Yes.

Did he want to grind these cookies into powder and throw them away in some dirty place? Yes, also.

And he begged to join their kingdom after going through the first two stages? Yes, it was quite humiliating, but the jester swore to himself that it was all part of his plan.

"Oh, please! Can't you spare a drop of mercy on me? I've changed, Cookie, I SWEAR!" he howled dramatically, kneeling before his sworn enemies.

"I don't trust that guy!" Chili Pepper Cookie frowned, crossing her arms. Wizard Cookie nodded: "I agree with her opinion. Let's just go back to sleep and pretend this never happened!"

"But we can't just leave him here!" protested GingerBrave. "It's quite cold in our kingdom. Besides, it's supposed to snow soon."

"Shouldn't we ask Anastasia?" Strawberry Cookie timidly remarked. "After all, they rule the kingdom."

"Oh, Anastasia..." he began, clasping his hands, "will you let me into the gates of your holy, humble kingdom? I, Shadowy Milk Cookie, PROMISE to behave myself perfectly."

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