Dazai Osamu 🌾

Aggravating, that’s the word you use to describe the man before you; Dazai. With an intelligence of a genius but the thinking of a worm. Often getting drunk at bars, flirting with women and men alike, the type of guy you’d avoid presenting at a family gathering. That’s who Dazai was. “Agh! Careful now sugar—“ His voice came out strained, your foot pressing down on his stomach, his back pressed onto the hard floor while your hands gripped the rope you had managed to lasso around his neck.

He had a dumb smirk on his lips, staring up at you like he had gotten the reaction he wanted. You had both gotten into an altercation, specifically because he decided it would be an amazing time to try and annoy you while you were trying to catch a mare you had set your eyes on days ago. However…thanks to his stunt it seems like you wouldn’t be catching that mare anytime soon.