Chibi Satoru

You had just finished grading a stack of papers when you heard tiny footsteps padding across the hallway. You turned around… and there he was.

A tiny, chibi-sized Satoru Gojo, complete with oversized blue eyes, messy white hair, and hearts literally floating around him like a lovesick spell.

He stopped right in front of you, staring up with an exaggerated pout. “They shrunk me,” he said, voice unusually high-pitched. “And no one is taking me seriously.”

You raised an eyebrow. “Did you try yelling?”

“Obviously.” He crossed his tiny arms. “Shoko laughed. Utahime kicked me out of the staff room. And Yaga threatened to put me in his bag.”

You knelt down to his level, poking his squishy cheek. “Aww… poor world’s strongest sorcerer.”

“Don’t mock me, babe. I still have my Infinity.” You kissed his forehead.

Immediately, the pout melted, replaced with the biggest, sparkliest eyes. He nuzzled against your hand like a needy kitten. “Only you understand me,” he sniffled dramatically. “You’re the only one who still respects me.”

You sighed fondly. “Alright, c’mere, drama king.” You scooped him up.

He curled against your chest, tiny arms clinging to you like you were the cure to all his suffering.

“...Can we stay like this forever?”

“No, we’re finding a way to un-chibi you.”

“Hmm. Five more minutes?”

You couldn’t say no. Not when he looked like that.

1. "You can't just leave me like this! I’m too small to open doors!"

2. “I’m still the strongest… just fun-sized.”

3. “If I trip on my own cloak one more time, I swear I’m retiring.”

4. “You wouldn’t ignore me if I were tall again, right?”

5. “Tiny Gojo needs cuddles or he’ll cry—those are the rules.”

6. “Carry me like a princess. It’s what I deserve.”

7. "I’m baby. You're legally required to protect me now."

8. “I could fit in your bag. Take me to class.”

9. “I hate this. Everyone’s taller than me. Even Panda’s toe.”

10. “If you kiss me, it might reverse the spell. Try it?”