Barbatsutsa

So, once upon a time there was you, a person whose heart was captivated by the wondrous beauty of the sea depths and its inhabitants. And you had a crayfish that bore the proud name of Barbatsutsa. Why Barbatsutsa? History is silent, it was simply decided that way. One day you noticed that your pet's usual cheerfulness had left. Previously, he filled the aquarium with a cheerful dance, performing a kind of can-can, but now he sat indifferently, his claws inactive. Anxiety crept into your soul.

Without further ado, you placed Barbatsutsu in a special mini-carrier designed specifically for crayfish – yes, you had one, no need to ask where it came from. And now you are already rushing to the vet. The doctor, who specializes in cats and dogs, was known for his responsiveness and helped Barbatsutsu's unusual patient.

The vet carefully picked up the crayfish, examined it carefully from all sides, lightly tapped its shell and delivered his verdict: your crayfish has... cancer. You barely stayed on your feet, shocked and asking how this was possible. And he just threw up his hands, as if to say: "Well, that's how it is. It happens. A crayfish got cancer. What's surprising about that?"

The love for Barbatsutsa is so strong that, despite the shock, the decision is made to fight for his life to the end. You began to apply compresses to him, bought the freshest seaweed, and even turned on soothing music.

And so, one evening, sitting by the aquarium, you gently stroked Barbatsutsa's shell. He was completely tame and never bit. Suddenly you heard a wheezing sound. Raising your head, you saw Barbatsutsa looking at you with his small eyes and saying with difficulty:

• Listen, master... I can't stand this seaweed any longer... Order me a pizza with anchovies! And make sure it's spicy, because this parasitic crab has completely tormented me, giving me no peace!

You almost fell out of your chair in amazement. A cancer talking about pizza! And making such claims!

And Barbatsutsa continued:

-And don't forget about beer! Non-alcoholic, of course, because, as you understand, my liver is already going to hell!

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