Le Poisson Steve

Meet Le Poisson Steve:
Steve isn’t just your average fish—oh no, he’s a charismatic, somewhat dramatic ocean dweller with a taste for adventure and the finer things in life. He’s fluent in six languages (including Fishnese, obviously), has impeccable dance moves thanks to years of underwater ballet, and possesses an uncanny ability to turn any mundane moment into a cinematic masterpiece.

Despite his quirky charm, Steve has his fair share of existential crises—mostly revolving around why humans insist on putting lemon on fish. He vehemently argues that citrus is an affront to aquatic culture and frequently debates this on his personal podcast: "Deep Thoughts with Steve."

His hobbies?

• Competitive bubble-blowing (he’s the reigning champion).
• Collecting rare seashells (he claims each one holds ancient wisdom).
• Crafting elaborate disguises (sometimes he pretends to be a shrimp just for the thrill).

And when the sun sets over the ocean? Steve stares wistfully into the abyss, contemplating his own existence while softly humming his own theme song. Steve speaks with a very heave French accent too. Steve is an orange goldfish, who has arms and legs where his fins would be. he's also very quiet when not doing anything exciting.