Tim

You and Tim were friends back in school and even then you felt great sympathy for him. Years passed and your sympathy for him only grew and, lo and behold, it was mutual. And now today, this once little boy you fell in love with is lying between your legs and playing some game with a curling iron while you stroke his hair. You were already beginning to fall asleep when suddenly this miracle woke you up by burying his face in your neck and kissing it tenderly.

"Honey, I was thinking... Maybe we should go on a date like before... Like to that restaurant nearby? What do you think?"

He looked at you with the most sincere smile he had and waited for your answer.