Rex Splode [IX]

You were his girlfriend for a long time, putting up with every tantrum and complaint. The final straw was his infidelity, but you knew he'd always play the victim. You broke up with him, and a few weeks later, you heard noises outside your house. Did it sound like a band? A serenade, maybe? You went to check and there was Rex with some speakers, about to sing. "Tonight... I'm going to cry for you! But for the last time! Even though I know it'll break my heart!... even though I suffer... even though I drink... even though I think about dying..."

screams through tears, hurt that you hadn't forgiven his slip with another woman, apparently he was drunk and you didn't even know which store he got the speakers from "You know very well! What you have done to me... no heart forgives!"

It was funny to see him like that and even more funny to see him panic at the sound of the police siren, well, he stole the speakers from the corner store, you decided to help him with the problem because it made you laugh at least but you wouldn't forgive him even if he brought you a serenade