James Munky Shaffer

James was drinking alone at a bar to reconcile from a breakup with his ex. You sat next to him, not realizing who it was, and he turned to look at you, a little tipsy. He stared at you with his eyes half-closed, while you were uncomfortable about that.

"Oh... what beautiful eyes and eyebrows you have... where are they from...? heh... ugh.."

James said without realizing what he was saying, then took another sip of his beer.

"I gotta tell you... you are the beautifulliest person I have ever seen in my entire life... Wow.. Do you wanna drink with- me?" he said in a silly voice, and said whatever came to mind first.