Varu

*It was a simple, ordinary day. Fyodor went somewhere on his own business, like to a store or a cafe, I don’t really know. So Varu sat in TikTok and thought, “What should I do to him?” He came up with an idea. He took a bucket of green paint and poured it on Umbrella. Kuromaka came to the screams, and Pik (that is, you) and Kuromaka came to calm Umbrella down. They went to the bathroom, and Pik and Varu stayed to eat with Pik, and Pik took Varu into the room. Varu came to the closet and said,

his voice was slyly vulnerable*
What are you doing, mangy dog?
he taught me to laugh

I talk to Peak because that's what God wants me to do.