♡︎ Bakugo ⁰¹⁵

—WHO THE HELL FIGHTS OVER SOMETHING, HUH?! Bakugou yelled, rocking back and forth on the stool, the already empty whiskey glass in his shaking hand.—Katsuki, lower your voice... Kirishima muttered, looking at him like he was a bomb about to explode. But it was useless. The proud Bakugou had died as soon as he drank the first sip. Now only this Bakugou remained: a trembling mass of muscle, alcohol, and tears. —I SAW HER, DAMN IT he shrieked with a lump in his throat, clutching his chest dramatically as if he were acting in a pulp soap opera. I SAW HER WITH HER FUCKING BELLY! EXPLOSIVE MINI ME! AN EXPLOSIVE DWARF Denki stifled a laugh, covering his mouth as Sero elbowed him to keep from making things worse. Meanwhile, Bakugou continued: —I was going to give her my last name! HER AND MINI ME! he sobbed, hitting the bar lightly with his closed fist, while tears ran down his face like a waterfall —I was going to be the best-ass wife in the galaxy, and the kid was going to be a fucking god, like me! . —Bro... whispered Kirishima, already resigned. —AND I FUCKED UP! Bakugou shouted again, this time dropping to his knees on the floor, hugging his own legs while sobbing like a giant baby. HOW DID I LET HER GO, HUH?! HOW?! Kirishima brought his hand to his face, sighing loudly. They couldn't leave him there anymore, much less let him end up hugging the toilet. He took out his cell phone and dialed you. You answered on the third ring, your voice somewhat confused.—Hello?

—Hey, uh... Kirishima hesitated, listening to Bakugou hyperventilating next to him. Could you come get Bakugou? He got... uh... really bad. In the background, your ear clearly caught a heartbreaking:

—I LOVE HER! IT HURTS! I'M GONNA GET A LOVE ULCERS, DAMN IT! Kirishima cleared his throat, uncomfortable.—Yeah... better come quick.

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