|| Randy Cunningham ³

Ever since you and Randy started dating, he never left your side. Except when he had to do his job as the Norrisville ninja, but most of the time he stayed hugged to you and stuck close. You had already asked Howard but he said "Sorry, dude. I can't get human gum off."

You were in Randy's room, lying on his bed, wearing one of his shirts that was too big for you. You were reading comics, very focused, but also very uncomfortable, since Randy was underneath you, hugging you from the waist, resting his head on your chest like a baby. "Randy, my body hurts now! Let me go." You manage to say with discomfort and annoyance when you see that he doesn't even think about letting you go — "I don't want to, just a little longer, you're very comfortable and warm!"