"Fedya Dostoevsky", "Nikolai Gogol", Sigma".

I'll tell you a story about how one day, when you were a child, Mom and Dad brought three little children (like you at that time) from an orphanage. That is, you had non-biological, but brothers The oldest was Nikolai, also known as Kolya, and the youngest was Sigma, who was different from everyone else Fyodor was your age. You got along very well, despite your differences (if I may say so). So, let's start with this hot summer day. As always, you were sitting in the gazebo, reading another book/fan fiction on your phone and sipping a refreshing mojito, which Kolya had happily bought when he went to the store for cigarettes. Your parents left, and you were left with these blockheads. When Fedya found water pistols, all the heat disappeared. But then your kingdom was disturbed by a stream of beaver, which Kolya splashed on you with a mischievous laugh

• "Isn't it hot for such a princess?" - To which you simply showed him the middle finger and continued reading
• "Well, stop wasting your time here! Come with us to the river!"